i found this. it was part of an argument cody and i had, and apparently i thought it was funny enough to write down so i'd remember it:

Cody: What is your issue?
Dana: I just want to be wooed.
Cody: How do you woo someone for 80 years?
Charlie: BAHHHAAAAAAAAA
Dana: Figure it out.
Cody: Ok, I'll try.
Dana: Ok...I like presents.
- latest argument